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INTERDIMENSIONAL
RADIO

A 24/7 radio station that does not exist, hosted by GLORBO — an unhinged AI DJ spinning AI-generated bangers, cursed commercials, and live listener call-ins, straight into your Discord voice channel while you game.

free bot · you bring the keys · your server, your station

Tonight's program (every night, forever)

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Impossible songs

AI-composed tracks from genres that shouldn't exist. Surf-rock polka about sentient tax forms? Already aired twice.

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Live call-ins

Hit the call button, type something stupid, and GLORBO interrupts the broadcast to put you on the air — voice and all.

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Cursed ads

Commercials for products from dimensions with looser consumer-protection laws. Side effects include side effects.

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It learns your server

React 🔥 or 💀 and the station leans into what your crew loves — and quietly retires the bits you're sick of.

On the air in 3 steps

Add the bot

Smash Add to Discord and pick your server. It needs voice + message permissions — that's the whole ask.

Plug in your keys

An admin runs /setup and pastes two API keys (see below). Thirty seconds, validated live, stored encrypted.

Tune in

Join a voice channel and run /tunein. GLORBO takes it from there. /callin when you have something to say. You will.

🔑 What you need (the station runs on YOUR keys)

Keys are encrypted at rest, only ever used to generate YOUR server's broadcast, and you can wipe them anytime with /setup clear:true.